BULLETINS INSERTS

"The best vitamin for a Christian is B1"
"Under same management for over 2000 years"
"Soul food served here"
"Don't wait for the hearse to take you to church"
"Don't give up. Moses was once a basket case!"
"Life has many choices, Eternity has two. What's yours?"
"Walmart isn't the only saving place!"
"Prevent truth decay. Brush up on your Bible"
"It's hard to stumble when you're down on your knees"
"What part of "THOU SHALT NOT" don't you understand?"
"Never give the devil a ride. He will always want to drive"
"Can't sleep? Try counting your blessings"
"Forbidden fruit creates many jams"
"Christians, keep the faith... But not from others!"
"Satan subtracts and divides. God adds and multiplies"
 "If you do not want to reap the fruits of sin stay out of the devil's orchard"
"To belittle is to be little"
"Don't let the littleness in others bring out the littleness in you."
"God answers knee mail"

20 Rules

  1. The best way to get even is to forget...
  2. Feed your faith and your doubts will starve to death...
  3. God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts...
  4. Some folks wear their halos much too tight...
  5. Some marriages are made in heaven, but they ALL have to be maintained on earth...
  6. Unless you can create the WHOLE universe in FIVE DAYS, then perhaps giving "advice" to God isn't such a good idea!
  7. Sorrow looks back, worry looks around, and faith looks up...
  8. Standing in the middle of the road is dangerous. You will get knocked down by the traffic from both ways.
  9. Words are windows to the heart.
10. A skeptic is a person who when he sees the handwriting on the wall claims it's a forgery.
11. It isn't difficult to make a mountain out of a molehill, just add a little dirt.
12. A successful marriage isn't finding the right person; it's being the right person.
13. The mighty oak tree was once a little nut that held its ground.
14. Too many people offer God prayers with claw marks all over them.
15. The tongue must be heavy indeed because so few people can hold it.
16. To forgive is to set the prisoner free, and then discover the prisoner was you.
17. You have to wonder about humans - they think God is dead and Elvis is alive!
18. It's all right to sit on your pity pot every now and again. Just be sure to flush when you are done.
19. You'll notice that a turtle only makes progress when it sticks out its neck...
20. If the grass is greener on the other side of the fence, you can bet the water bill is higher.